Desophistication

Friday, March 25, 2005

Only because they made a federal case out of it.

For Holy Thursday Desophistication was true to its mandate and got out to one of the nearer provinces of the interior. And we saw three newspapers all covering the same story. But they had three different headlines.
  • Lancaster Intelligencer-Journal: "Shiavo's Parents Suffer Setback."
  • Philadelphia Inquirer: "Schiavo Legal Battle Waning."
  • USA Today: "Schiavo Options Near End."
From which we concluded, that any rational person would conclude, that there is no consensus here. For that matter, there are no fewer than three different sets of categories by which to interpret the information. And they don't overlap.

Wednesday, March 23, 2005

We are having trouble breathing upon our exalted platform

The Boston Globe seems perplexed as to why the catholic archbishop, speaking this week about the priesthood, stated that Jesus' disciples were apparently not "the best and brightest." Quoting the sermon:
"Jesus,... in forming his spiritual army, did not assemble a well-groomed, highly disciplined, state-of-the-art army of Dale Carnegie communicators in polyester suits and well-moussed pompadours, but rather he went down to the wharves and called a ragtag dirty dozen to be the pillars on which he would build his church, a clear indication that the enterprise was to be more than met the eye," he said.

We'll find the signifieds so the Globe doesn't have to.
The Jesuit order was founded by a soldier and have always considered itself a "spiritual army," famous for its sublime discipline. Being a modern religious order, it does also tend to be "state-of-the-art" by Catholic standards, frequently on the cutting edge of both theology and pastoral ministry. And this order operates a very large, selective university in the archbishop's city, at which people study these disciplines and numerous others; its students are famous for their well-moussed pomadours. They also give the best homilies, as they are thoroughly trained in the arts of persuasion.

So, the bishop was arguing over which catholic religious orders are more in touch with original Christianity. Actually, this is about vectors of power: he was arguing over who is more similar to Peter and the Apostles.

One correction to make to his remarks: the claim that Jesus did not have some of the "best and brightest" for disciples is confounded by evidence. St. John was obviously smart enough to become an evangelist and the church's "first theologian." Most Christians believe that Christ also personally called St. Paul, probably on account of his intellect. But the smartest of the disciples was Mary Magdalene, who tradition maintains devoted the rest of her life to study and contemplation, even though her publications were suppressed.

Sunday, March 20, 2005

not to be dignified with a headline

yesterday Boston's archbishop spoke at a Catholic version of the Promise Keepers called "the Boston Catholic Men's Conference." One of the speakers there, a high school counselor, was applauded when he said, ''You are called to be the spiritual leaders of your home, not your wife." (We'll also note that this week an Italian Cardinal denounced the novel The Da Vinci Code because, among other things, it claims that Mary Magdalene was at the table of the last supper, and was a spiritual leader in the early Christian Church.)

it is difficult to explain how alien to christianity this sort of talk is. since it was a catholic event, let's just state that it's an affront to the Blessed Mother.

Perhaps more interesting, though, is how the bishop described contemporary society as ''a world where too often the father is absent spiritually, emotionally, and physically." Since this message was transcribed by the Globe from a speech, we are wondering whether the bishop was referring to an absence of the father or of The Father.

Sunday, March 13, 2005

Sunday Summary: wake us up, spring break's over

The Judgment: this was a case in which Sunday provided a confirmation of Saturday.

Thursday, March 10, 2005

Anecdote on the difference between Europe and America

From the Boston Phoenix:
Not long after Cambridge instituted its smoking ban in October 2003, I went to the Middle East to see Holly Golightly, the bluesy English chanteuse. Between sets, I ducked out to the dingy back alley to suck down a smoke. There was Holly herself, a fag perched jauntily in her slender fingers. We got to talking, and it wasn�t long before she expressed her perplexed exasperation: why the hell was she not allowed to enjoy her Dunhill with her Scotch? At that moment I was embarrassed for my city. I also wondered if the Massachusetts ban might dissuade certain performers from making Boston a stop on their itinerary.
More distressingly, Millard reports on a 2002 incident in Fairfax County, VA, in which the local police ran a sting in a bar, using a breathalyzer and arresting 18 patrons--inside the bar-- for "public intoxication." None them had attempted to drive; none had created a disturbance. (Second page from link).

Anecdote on the difference between Europe and America

From the Boston Phoenix:
Not long after Cambridge instituted its smoking ban in October 2003, I went to the Middle East to see Holly Golightly, the bluesy English chanteuse. Between sets, I ducked out to the dingy back alley to suck down a smoke. There was Holly herself, a fag perched jauntily in her slender fingers. We got to talking, and it wasn't long before she expressed her perplexed exasperation: why the hell was she not allowed to enjoy her Dunhill with her Scotch? At that moment I was embarrassed for my city. I also wondered if the Massachusetts ban might dissuade certain performers from making Boston a stop on their itinerary.

More distressingly, Millard reports on a 2002 incident in Fairfax County, VA, in which the local police ran a sting in a bar, using a breathalyzer and arresting 18 patrons--inside the bar-- for "public intoxication." None them had attempted to drive; none had created a disturbance. (Second page from link).

Wednesday, March 02, 2005

Familism today

Frankly, we've been disappointed in the media's sense of anti-clericalism this year. It's like they forgot to put some thought behind their impressive but reactive efforts two years ago. Then we found this piece from Seattle. (Also known as the other antipode of I-90.) One more reason we believe we should really consider moving there.

Yet there seems to be some irony in the reference to The Ballad of Reading Gaol, one of the greatest anti-capital-punishment screeds ever crafted.

Tuesday, March 01, 2005

Supreme Court applies global test

Memo to candidates and debaters:
The Supreme Court ruled that is is unconstitutional to seek the death penalty for juveniles. Justice Kennedy wrote the opinion, in which he affirmed that "It is proper that we acknowledge the overwhelming weight of international opinion against the juvenile death penalty, resting in large part on the understanding that the instability and emotional imbalance of young people may often be a factor in the crime."

Also, it's the top story on Deutsche Welle.